AISubs v3.7
(The shop is closed)
Today, we went to Okazaki Service Area
and came to Okazaki's once bustling shopping mall …
It was like hell
Even our vital organs are wrecked
We didn't even feel our potential to be destroyed
I think everyone is giving up
I think it's important for this shopping mall to be activated
Yes, it is
I hope you all go there
It's a very interesting place
I hope you can go there
It's like, "Are you really serious about this?"
If a puddle of water came, I'd probably be stuck in there for 24 hours.
- Welcome to ****. - It's crazy.
- Anyway, we're at a place where we can get tired. - Should we call the captain?
- Yeah, let's talk about how we're going to swim from now on. - Yes.
- Captain! - What is it?
- How are you feeling right now? - I'm feeling a little dizzy right now.
- We're also feeling a little dizzy, but we're done absorbing the holy spirit.
- That's why I told you not to go. I'm fine, so I think I'm relatively healthy.
- Oh, you're in good shape. - I'm in good shape.
- It's like a sitting old woman doing a ghost house gimmick. - It was really scary.
- It's pretty tough, but... - I'm in trouble right now.
- I don't know what to do. - I'm really lost right now.
- If you're like, "I'll lower the hurdle a little and win with the holy spirit," then it's okay.
- I see. I'll do my best to continue. - Yes, good luck.
- Let's get out of here for now. - That's right.
- My HP is zero. - It's more dangerous than this.
- My energy drain isn't half full. My car is being towed away.
- I'm sorry.
- Good morning. I'm back.
- It's been 15 minutes since we started.
- I was thinking of a "the souvenir" like everyone imagines.
- Like going to work or school and saying, "Here, take one of these."
- I was imagining something like "the souvenir," but...
- I'm going to let go of that binding.
- Well, it's a famous product and it's a famous product.
- I think we should say "okay" about it.
- If you're in a position to accept it...
- If you think it's definitely a souvenir...
- Then say "okay" and be quiet for a little longer.
- It's 7 o'clock!
- What?! - The hurdle has gone down...
- Like "something-something"
- Well, it can't be helped.
- The hurdle really is on the ground.
- We haven't bought any souvenirs...
- We've only bought "santian"
- But we still haven't bought "nara" and "yamaguchi"
- What's going on with "nara"?! - "Nara" is bad!
- "Nara" is really bad!
- If you look up "nara" famous products...
- You'll find "oyaki" - Why?!
- "Shikani" is too sweet!
- "Shikani" is too sweet.
- How about "shikasenbei" goods? - "Shikasenbei" is all we have.
- The hurdle has gone down!
- What's up with you?! - He's a loser.
- What's up with you?! - I'm filming a video right now!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- "Okay" - It's "okay", you idiot!
- "Nara" and "yamaguchi" don't exist!
- What's up with "nara"?!
- Seriously, over there is "oakon"
- Over there used to be "shungaku"
- Over at "oakon", there were a lot of people on "shungaku" trip and things were going well.
- As a result, this is what we have now. - I'm tired.
- If we're going to give up here,
- even if we use our last resort,
- we're going to pack up and go home, so please wait a little longer.
- That's why we're in a lot of trouble.
- We have a lot of luggage.
- It's a small international airport date today.
- Other than that, it's just a local place.
- But now that we've come this far,
- we're going to use our last resort and get "nara" and "yamaguchi" and go home.
- Let's go home as soon as possible. - Let's go!
- We'll do our best!
- Welcome back! - Welcome back!
- You look like an old man.
- Are you serious?
- For now, we're all back.
- That means we've got all our souvenirs.
- I'd like to announce the time. - Okay!
- The time is...
- 9 hours and 35 minutes! - Hey, hey, hey!
- That's long! - Are you serious?
- It's like a full house. - We've been working overtime for an hour and a half.
- I think it'd be good to go on a trip. - Let's check if we've got any souvenirs.
- First of all, a souvenir Tetsuya and Toshimitsu bought in Central. - We can't be too confident about this, can we?
- Here we go! - Here we go!
- Tokyo Banana Moist Food Edition. - Yes, Tokyo.
- This is Yamana City's Biscuit Edition. - It's not shingemochi, is it?
- This is Nagoya's famous miso nikomi udon. - It's good!
- Chotoburabura warabi mochi. - Ise's famous akafuku. - It's great!
- Shizuoka's tea. - It's great! 100 points!
- Nagano's apple jam. - Itagyu croquette. - Nice!
- And finally, Okinawa's bon curry. - It's limited to Okinawa.
- It's limited to Okinawa, so it's a great souvenir. - It's a limited edition.
- It's 100 points! - Yay!
- That's all we have in the safe room. - Okay, next!
- I think the Nagoya team first sold something like bussanten. - Yes.
- Please show us what you bought there. - Okay!
- First of all, this is Miyazaki specialty, akumaki. - Akumaki...
- What's that? - Wow...
- This is the most common one. - Oh, it's a different color.
- It's a different color. - It feels like a souvenir.
- Okay, Kagoshima yumesaba. - Oita yuzu shichimi.
- Okay, Nagasaki hitokuchi gyoza. - Wow, it looks good.
- Oh, this is from Okinawa. Okinawa satanagi. - Oh, it's Okinawa kabuken.
- Fukuoka mentai mayo. - That looks really good.
- It's got a lot of ingredients. - We're going to eat it normally after this shoot, right?
- We're going to eat it normally. - It's going to be sold out.
- We're going to get it if we buy it.
- Saga saguya beef curry. - It looks so good!
- It looks good. - Kumamoto yabecha.
- It's going to be really good, but I think it's going to be sold out in the sub-channel. - The meat is good, too.
- With this, Kyushu and Okinawa won. - Yes!
- Next, we're going to sell you guys chikagai, snacks in a box. - Yes!
- We released a series asking you guys to aim for that area. How about that area? - Yes! It's random, but...
- Miyagi matsushima. - What's "kouren"?
- What's that? - I don't know.
- I don't remember. - I see. It's big, isn't it?
- Akita. - Yes.
- Raw sweets. - Oh, I see.
- Osaka specialty, ginger. - What's that?
- Ginger okoshi. - Even if you say "what's that?", it's just wrinkled stuff.
- "Yoshimo meika", "ussu okura" - If it says "meika", it's definitely a souvenir.
- "Yoshima", "yamagata natsuryouga", "tosa's nanda", "kagawa's senbei", and "naito's imo".
- These are not souvenirs for us to be happy about, but for old people and adults.
- How many times do you think I said "debachikari"?! - Seriously, both of you...
- We found this in a service area in Okadagi, "sabanoheshiko". - What's that?
- I don't know! - It's cute!
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Both of you were amazing from here. - Really?
- This is "ehime's iokan jelly". - That's cute.
- This is "nan" and "okazaki"'s "iokan". - I said "koko" a lot.
- "gunma prefecture's kodama watermelon". - That's what Toshimitsu's mom tried to fight with.
- We have both teams here. - This is "niigata's sarada jiman".
- "kanazawa's shishu kode". - "kode"?!
- It's "shishu koide", not "kode". - "toyama's bakugasu watermelon".
- "wakayama's yashoumon". - "wakayama's umeshu".
- "saitama's shouka senbei". - This is all we have in saitama.
- "kanagawa's yokohama kaori". - "shiga's kareki"?
- "umoregi"? - I'm sorry if we got it wrong.
- "hyougo's kawara senbei". - Wow!
- This is "iwate's yubeshi". - "yubeshi"!
- "okayama's ootemanjun". - This is "fukushima's momonomegumi".
- "kottori's oiri". - This is "yamagata's younashi".
- "aomori's nebuta". - "nebuta"!
- "aomori's nebuta". - This is "aomori's nebuta", right?
- That's it for today. - That's great.
- Will you announce the last one? - Yes, we will.
- First is "chiba". - "chiba" is this one!
- Hey, hey, hey! - That's not it!
- No, no, it's "chiba"! - "chiba" and "anamori" are different countries.
- No, it's "chiba"! - It's "urayasu". - No, it's not.
- If we had found it earlier, we would have found it later.
- We have collected a lot of dead things. - But it's not the time to argue about such things.
- Next is "ibarahi prefecture". - "ibarahi prefecture" is really...
- Speaking of which, there is "utoshi". - There is, but it's this one.
- "organic baby leaf". - It says "ibarahi prefecture", doesn't it?
- It's not just "ibarahi prefecture", you know? - It's "top value", so it can't be helped.
- It can't be helped! - By the way, if we argue about such things, we won't be able to sleep tonight.
- No way! - Because we don't have much time left.
- Next is "tochigi". - Yes. - Speaking of "tochigi", it's this one!
- Ta-dah! - What?
- Speaking of "nattou" and "azuma", it's "tochigi", isn't it? - Oh, is that so?
- I don't know. I've seen it all over the world. - I didn't know soybeans were called "America".
- It's over. - This is it for "ohasumi" today! - It's true.
- If you collect "nattou" and "azuma" and search for it, you'll find "tochigi".
- "Ara" and "yamaguchi", these two prefectures are really... - I'm really excited about them.
- No, no, no!
- I gave up this much.
- I gave up this much, and I couldn't find the other two.
- If you do that, you won't be able to do anything.
- I really didn't do anything!
- Seriously, I was playing around with deer and fugu, but...
- "We have deer and fugu, so we have fugu."
- I wanted to do something else. - You're not doing anything, are you?
- No, show me. - As a result of not doing anything, this is it!
- It's true!
- "Nara" prefecture!
- Here it is!
- What? - What? What? What?
- I didn't see it.
- "Haburashi"!
- Show me the back! - Yeah, show me the back!
- Oh, this is... - It's "serizomoto"!
- "Ebisu" and "ushikigashi" are "Nara"'s companies!
- Seriously, this is all we have! - Yeah, this is all we have!
- I've always been looking for something like this. - That's crazy!
- "Haburashi" or "dagashi", and "korokke" and "otoyawase" are the only things we have.
- But we found this one first. - Yeah.
- And "yamaguchi" was the last one we found. - Yeah.
- But this is a little...
- As expected of you! - Yeah.
- I thought you'd get mad at me... - Yeah.
- I bought two "yamaguchi"s. - Oh...
- Here's "katsuki"-san's! - Okay!
- Huh? - Huh?!
- What? - Wait a minute...
- What is it? - What is it?!
- It's "yamaguchi" for sure! - Yeah!
- "yamaguchi" is "katsuki"-san's "hontou"...
- "gussan"! - No, "gussan"...
- "my favorite bike", right? - Yeah, "yamaguchi"-san's...
- "yamaguchi"-san and "katsuki"-san's "my favorite bike 2"!
- Even with "haburashi" strategy, we couldn't find "yamaguchi"?
- We really couldn't! - I see.
- Well, I guess we've shown you all of them... - Yeah.
- If we missed anything, I'm sorry. - Yeah.
- The reason you can find "yamaguchi" right away...
- ...is because you can think of it as "yamaguchi" working hard, right? - Yeah.
- "yamaguchi" working hard to distribute "yamaguchi" to various prefectures...
- ...and "yamaguchi" making "yamaguchi" available to various prefectures, right?
- In that sense... - Yeah.
- Well, the "yamaguchi" that we couldn't find until the end...
- ...well...
- ...right? We should work a little harder... - Yeah.
- I'm serious! - I'm serious!
- It was a video that we could make it. - Yes.
- In this video, we make many inexcusable statements, but all responsibility lies with Boom Company.
- If you say it properly...